Satire story: I'd Have Laughed If You'd Told Me 10 Years Ago That I'd Be Jerking Off In A Hidden Car To The Boys Cross Country Team

Yes, this is certainly not quite what I had in mind when I spoke at my high school graduation 15 years ago about "not being afraid to be who we want to be," or "taking I'd Have Laughed If You'd Told Me 10 Years Ago That I'd Be Jerking Off In A Hidden Car To The Boys Cross Country TeamSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....