Satire story: Illuminati Dread At First Winter Solstice And Total Lunar Eclipse Since 1554!
London - (Yule-Be-Sorry!): The mood is grim at Hellfire Club HQ ahead of Tuesday's solar ingress into Capricorn. Ancient files published this week describe the Illuminatis' rage of 1554 when some dimwit last dared leak their Illuminati Dread At First Winter Solstice And Total Lunar Eclipse Since 1554!Satire aboutCancer horoscope
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