Satire story: I'm A Celeb - Linford Christie Won't Starve In The Jungle As He Has A Big Lunch Box

So we're back in the jungle again with a motley crew of celebs, who over the next month or so will put themselves through the entire spectrum of personal humiliation in order to collect a I'm A Celeb - Linford Christie Won't Starve In The Jungle As He Has A Big Lunch BoxSatire about

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