Satire story: Insomniac's Guide To Awesomeness

by Pete Puma A while back, my Twitter buddy, @EveryOlympian, asked my ass to write an article about shit to do when you can't sleep cause he has that Insomniac's Guide To AwesomenessSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....