Satire story: International Space Station Downgraded To Junk Status

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (AP) The space shuttle Discovery reluctantly returned to the launch pad for its first mission since the Columbia disaster, shooting for a July 13 lift-off date. But in an ominous foreshadowing, the International Space Station Downgraded To Junk StatusSatire about

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