Satire story: Iphone Sleep Alarm Malfunctions, World Rejoices

Thanks to a technical glitch in their iPhone sleep alarms, many iPhone users have gotten up late the last few days. Although many of these folks are furious about the troubles this has Iphone Sleep Alarm Malfunctions, World RejoicesSatire about

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