Satire story: Iranian Leader Vows To Wipe Ass, Israel Off Map In 2006

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made his New Year's resolutions yesterday, saying he'd definitely "wipe Israel off the map in 2006," which would closely follow "wiping his own ass," according to Iranian intelligence. Iranian Leader Vows To Wipe Ass, Israel Off Map In 2006Satire about

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