Satire story: Is George Michael The New Stig?

Rumours are rife that George Michael has been signed to be The New Stig on the BBC's popular caravanning programme, Twat Gear. The show's presenters and production team were overheard discussing the move, whilst dining at Is George Michael The New Stig?Satire about

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