Satire story: Isle of Wight News - Artillery Strike Against Potholes Fails

Reserve Forces from Army TA Centre Newport launched a pre-emptive strike against pothole positions east of the city this morning on major highways leading towards Ryde and Sandown hoping to forestall an anticipated pincer movement Isle of Wight News - Artillery Strike Against Potholes FailsSatire about

Pisces horoscope

Tomatoes can be your best friend - go Red for the day. * This horoscope is not sponsored by Heinz, or the Communist......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy

George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction