Satire story: "It Hurts, Dawg!" Randy Jackson Hospitalized With Chest Pains

Randy Jackson, the man who has been farting into the rightmost judge's chair since American Idol began defiling the airwaves in 1933, and who allegedly tea-bagged Ryan Seacrest on more occasions than he can count, "It Hurts, Dawg!" Randy Jackson Hospitalized With Chest PainsSatire about

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