Satire story: It Might Not Happen Tomorrow: So Keep On Polluting

With Climategate emerging and Al Gore's 'world fever' breaking a bit, It could happen tomorrow might now be renamed It could happen next Tuesday around dinner time. Of course, this is a long title It Might Not Happen Tomorrow: So Keep On PollutingSatire about

Libra horoscope

It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against......