Satire story: It's Official - Procrastination Is The Thief of Time

We can exclusively reveal that Procrastination has sensationally been exposed as the thief of time and was today sentenced for 10 years. Speaking for Scotland Yard Officer James McSporran told us "Well, we've suspected this for It's Official - Procrastination Is The Thief of TimeSatire about

Libra horoscope

It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against......