Satire story: It's The Leaving of Liverpool

The victorious Liverpool team have arrived back in the city to celebrate their astonishing Champion's League triumph in Istanbul. However their return was marred by the absence of their captain Steven Gerard who has It's The Leaving of LiverpoolSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....