Satire story: Jade Goody No Longer Big News

"She was big news for a while, but she's only been dead for five minutes, and already she's out of the limelight!" Those were the words spoken by an unnamed fan today outside the home of Jade Goody No Longer Big NewsSatire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......