Satire story: Japan Earthquake Has 'Straightened' Chesterfield's Crooked Spire

Reports coming in from Derbyshire say that the 'Crooked spire' on the famous St Marys and All Saints Parish Church in Chesterfield, has been straightened as a result of last Friday's earthquake in Japan, that Japan Earthquake Has 'Straightened' Chesterfield's Crooked SpireSatire about

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