Satire story: Javelin Impaler Athlete Fined Again After Discus Decapitation

Just one week after promising Olympic decathlon athlete Jarvis Smedley was fined for 'Unsporting Behaviour' after impaling another competitor with a javelin in an act of 'sport-rage', he has again appeared before the British Athletics Javelin Impaler Athlete Fined Again After Discus DecapitationSatire about

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