Satire story: Jay Reatard's Death At 29 Finally Knocks Tila Tequila Off Her Twittering Perch

Memphis - (OMG!) The sudden, unexpected death in his sleeep of garage rock nihilist Jimmy Lee Lindsay - aka Jay Reatard - has finally upstaged Tila Tequila's manic twitterings. The musician died mysteriously at home in Jay Reatard's Death At 29 Finally Knocks Tila Tequila Off Her Twittering PerchSatire about

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