Satire story: Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor "Even Weirder Than First Thought."

California police today disturbingly announced that Phillip Garrido, the abductor of Jaycee Lee Dugard, was in fact, way weirder than even they had initially suspected. Police Chief, Erwin Rummel, of Neverland County, California, announced that th... Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor "Even Weirder Than First Thought."Satire about

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