Satire story: Jaycee Lee Dugard's Attempted Escapes Foiled By Her Abductor's Gardening Skills

Antioch, California - Despite what is being reported in the mainstream media, Jaycee Lee Dugard did attempt to escape, only her abductor's gardening skills frustrated and foiled her endeavors. "Each morning that sick bastard -- I Jaycee Lee Dugard's Attempted Escapes Foiled By Her Abductor's Gardening SkillsSatire about

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