Satire story: Jedi Switching Councils

Matthew writes: The latest UK census has revealed that tens of thousands of Registered Jedi have been converting to the Religion of The Lords of Cobol. Marvin Bottle, aka Cdr. Frank “Toaster Count” Boomer of Jedi Switching CouncilsSatire about

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