Satire story: Jennifer Thompson To Service More England Players

Jennifer Thompson, the 21-year-old Bolton strumpet who recently broke into the headlines after sitting on Wayne Rooney's face, has been drafted into Fabio Capello's squad for the rest of the Euro 2012 qualifying campaign. She is Jennifer Thompson To Service More England PlayersSatire about

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