Satire story: Jennifer Thompson's Dad Says He Won't Cash In Because His His Hooker Daughter Screwed Wayne Rooney At The Lowry - Apologises To Coleen

The father of Wayne Rooney sex scandal hooker Jennifer Thompson has denied that he will make any attempt to cash in on the fact that his daughter has knobbed a number of Premiership footballers for Jennifer Thompson's Dad Says He Won't Cash In Because His His Hooker Daughter Screwed Wayne Rooney At The Lowry - Apologises To ColeenSatire about

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