Satire story: Jet's Rex Ryan Says Cam Newton Will Start Next Week At Pittsburg Steelers!

NY Jets fans today applauded coach Ryan's decision to bench Mark Sanchez and start newly acquired Heisman winner Cam Newton after Sunday's dismal performance at home against the inept Miami Dolphins. Sanchez, looking dazed, confused, and Jet's Rex Ryan Says Cam Newton Will Start Next Week At Pittsburg Steelers!Satire about

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