Satire story: Jimmie Johnson Outperforms Zenyatta To Win Breeders' Cup!

(Louisville, Kentucky) - NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Jimmie Johnson blew past the field to win the Breeders' Cup at Churchill Downs. "I really need to thank my team for this big win," said Johnson, age 35. Meanwhile, Jimmie Johnson Outperforms Zenyatta To Win Breeders' Cup!Satire about

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