Satire story: Joey Barton To Be 'David Haye's Cornerman' For Fight

Newcastle's Joey Barton, who has been charged with violent conduct after punching Blackburn's Morten Gamst Pedersen at St James' Park is to be a cornerman for boxer David Haye in Saturday's world heavyweight championship fight Joey Barton To Be 'David Haye's Cornerman' For FightSatire about

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