Satire story: John Kerry Denied Request For 4th Purple Heart After Wounds Surrounding Tax Battle Over His $7m Yacht Turns Out To Be Ketchup!

Massachusetts Senator John "Swiftie" Kerry suffered yet another 'war wound' after it was discovered his $7M yacht, built in Australia, and berthed in Rhode Island, would not be taxed in Massachusetts, his official residence, sparking John Kerry Denied Request For 4th Purple Heart After Wounds Surrounding Tax Battle Over His $7m Yacht Turns Out To Be Ketchup!Satire about

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