Satire story: John Mayer Cancels Tour Due To Terrible Case of Suck

Immature Kiss and Tell narcissist and perpetual douchebag John Mayer has canceled several shows in Europe due to illness, according to a posting on his Web site, Guess-who-Im-nailing-now.org Mayer is returning home to the United States, John Mayer Cancels Tour Due To Terrible Case of SuckSatire about

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