Satire story: John Terry Demands Liverpool Give Chelsea Their £50m Back
Trading Standards officers were urgently called to Stamford Bridge last night after Chelsea Captain, John Terry, demanded Liverpool pay back the Fernando Torres £50m transfer fee. "Bloody Fernando is useless", moaned Terry. "We'd all John Terry Demands Liverpool Give Chelsea Their £50m BackSatire aboutVirgo horoscope
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