Satire story: John Terry Grabs No 69 Shirt For Liverpool Match

STAMFORD BRIDGE Chelsea Captain, John Terry, has told Carlo Ancelotti that he must change his shirt number for Sunday's crunch game against Liverpool. After seasons on end as a No 26, Terry has come to realise John Terry Grabs No 69 Shirt For Liverpool MatchSatire about

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