Satire story: Johnny Depp Leads Norway To Eurovision Glory Then Promptly Breaks Glass Trophy On Floor

Legendary actor, Pirate, Fiddle player & folk singer Johnny Depp stepped in at the last minute to lead Norway to an historic Eurovision victory last night. Unfortunately the Ham fisted artiste also managed to damage the Johnny Depp Leads Norway To Eurovision Glory Then Promptly Breaks Glass Trophy On FloorSatire about

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