Satire story: Johnny Depp To Give Up Acting

Hollywood heartthrob and star of such movies as Pirates of The Caribbean, Edward Scissor Hands and Blow has announced he is going to give up acting in a shock announcement on his website. The brief announcement Johnny Depp To Give Up ActingSatire about

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