Satire story: Jon Venables Wants To Be A Babysitter

Contrite child killer and born-again pornographer, Jon Venables, has decided to pursue a new career as a babysitter. Following his two year prison sentence yesterday, Venables announced that he's taken career advice and will now buckle-down Jon Venables Wants To Be A BabysitterSatire about

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Holiday, it would be so nice...to be on holiday. So why not go for it? The day is as long as the night. To the rest......