Satire story: Jordan Still Loves Pete (and The Daily Star)

Becoming increasingly desperate for a headline grabbing news story, as the X-Factor dominates the red tops with Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd stories, Katie Price aka Jordan has returned to the ample bosom of the Jordan Still Loves Pete (and The Daily Star)Satire about

Sagittarius horoscope

The colour blue will give you cause for resentment today. Halitosis can be very painful, especially if the person......