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Sources revealed today that Jose Mourinho has indeed quit as head coach of newly crowned European champions Inter Milan, but that he won't be going to Real Madrid after all. Because he's already signed a deal Jose Mourinho Snubs Real Madrid For PortsmouthSatire about

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