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London - (Dependency Culture Mess): A 'wrong sort of crack' cocaine was found on the derailed faux royal line today. Disgusted commuters were herded like sheep onto underground cattle wagon replacement services as chaos brought the Jubilee Line Meltdown 'An Omen That Queen Will Abdicate'Satire about

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