Satire story: "Juicy Jeni" Scores Big Adult Sex Toy Endorsement From Arkansas Mail Order Company!

A spokesman for the marketing company representing Wayne Rooney's practice goalie, Jenny Thompson, announced today the industrious sex worker scored big outside of Rooney's bedroom with a 'high 6 figure endorsement contract with a "Juicy Jeni" Scores Big Adult Sex Toy Endorsement From Arkansas Mail Order Company!Satire about

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