Satire story: Juicy Jenny Drummed Out of Union

Jenny Thompson - the hooker at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal - is to be drummed out of the prostitutes' trade union for indiscretion. "Juicy" first alleged she had bedded Rooney, before announcing that Juicy Jenny Drummed Out of UnionSatire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......