Satire story: Justin Lee Collins To Be Used In Deepwater Horizon Clean-up

TV presenter Justin Lee Collins has offered the untamed wilderness that is his hair to be used in the effort to mop up the huge amounts of oil currently leaking into the Gulf of Mexico. Justin Lee Collins To Be Used In Deepwater Horizon Clean-upSatire about

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