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Kate Beckinsale, the sultry temptress star of Van Helsing and the Underworld movies was joined by Manchester United midfielder Cristiano Ronaldo at a Manchester hotel to announce that they should be considered for roles in Kate Beckinsale And Cristiano Ronaldo Jump On The Below Decks BandwagonSatire about

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