Satire story: Katie Price Launches New Merkin Minge Range

Pneumatic star Katie Price aka Jordan has today revealed that her new false eyelash range is in fact a new range of designer merkins called "Katies Merkin Minge." Famous for having her finger in one too Katie Price Launches New Merkin Minge RangeSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....