Satire story: Katie Waissel Collapses In Topshop

Katie Waissel, hated pop-tart and X-Factor fungus, collapsed whilst getting free stuff given to her in Topshop, yesterday. The starlet-to-be, with as much dress sense as a blind parrot, was browsing around the London store, which Katie Waissel Collapses In TopshopSatire about

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