Satire story: Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Nan Is Not A Prostitute

Despite scurrilous reports to the contrary by a popular Sunday newspaper, Mrs Eloise Stroke, a neighbour and close confidante of Katie Waissel's nan today insisted that Sheila Vogel, 81 is not now, nor ever was Katie Waissel's 81 Year Old Nan Is Not A ProstituteSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....