Satire story: Katrina Anniversary Brings Fierce Debate Over Pronunciation of "New Orleans"

Attempts setting a standard for all to follow range from the overly-hasty "New Orlins" to the over-done "New Or-lee-anns" to the overly-authentic "N'Ahlins", but it appears unlikely that a consensus will be reached in the... Katrina Anniversary Brings Fierce Debate Over Pronunciation of "New Orleans"Satire about

Gemini horoscope

Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......