Satire story: Keeping Your Job: What Can You Do?

If you didn't suck so much at your job -- or, more importantly, if you could somehow fool people into thinking that you didn't -- maybe you'll be one of the last to go. With Keeping Your Job: What Can You Do?Satire about

Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......