Satire story: Kenny Dalglish Being Lined-up As Next Liverpool Manager

There were rumblings all across Merseyside tonight, as Liverpool legend Kenny Dalglish was rumoured to be returning to the club to take up a position in the Reds' youth set-up, but some people at the Kenny Dalglish Being Lined-up As Next Liverpool ManagerSatire about

Scorpio horoscope

For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....