Satire story: Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like A Wet Fish"
Talentless alcoholic pillhead, Kerry Katona (aka Kerry Katatonic), is expecting her fifth child and this time it's the bastard lovechild of permatanned leatherman, Peter Andre. Andre - who has no freckles because they all slid off Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like A Wet Fish"Satire aboutLeo horoscope
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