Satire story: Kerry Katona Still Not Ill, Doctors Say

Photographers, journalists and ghoulsish observers keeping a vigil outside Kerry Katona's house (probably in Essex) have had another disappointing night after she appears to be not ill again. The bankrupt has-been 'star' of Iceland ads, Kerry Katona Still Not Ill, Doctors SaySatire about

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The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......