Satire story: Khameini Nixes Masturbation During Ramadan, Lopping Off Jewish Heads Still Permitted

Supreme Iranian Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has recently decreed that deliberate masturbation during the holy month of Ramadan is not allowed under Islamic law. When Khameini had a question regarding that time-honored pleasure practice posed... Khameini Nixes Masturbation During Ramadan, Lopping Off Jewish Heads Still PermittedSatire about

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