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PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has made it known to members of his cabinet that his New Year's resolution will be to make the American actress Lindsay Lohan Kim Jong Il Wants Lindsay Lohan To Be North Korea's First LadySatire about

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