Satire story: Kirstie Alley Cited By Airport Security For Reportedly Making Erotically Sensuous Moans During An Airport Security 'Pat Down'

LOS ANGELES - Actress Kirstie Alley was at L.A.'s LAX Airport going through security when she refused the full body scan. She was immediately told that she would then have to submit to the new Kirstie Alley Cited By Airport Security For Reportedly Making Erotically Sensuous Moans During An Airport Security 'Pat Down'Satire about

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